Because Harry Potter isn't the only fandom with badfic. We return to the wonderful world of Phantom Dreams, a legitimately So Bad It's Horrible fic from the murkier recesses of Final Fantasy VIII fandom.
( Phantom Knight, the sequel. NSFW. )

It's in this, the final posted chapter of Phantom Dreams, that the author descends further into incoherent self-parody. And if you've been following the previous chapters, you'll know that's saying something.
( The tale concludes. Sort of. )